12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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