I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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