He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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