you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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