I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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What the fuck?
You forgot your self respect in the things you lost. And the only thing you got in return was herpes!
Fuckin hell.....
So you had a good night?
suicide or intervention? is pick the first if I was you
I feel like I know these people...
Ayyyeee
I'll take seriously confused chick for 100 Alex.
Kat F?
Well fuck...
I don't think Trebek can help you with this
First comment! And thats impressive.
Sounds like drunk you was on a mission to get some dick.
Sounds like they should of named hurricane Matthew after you.
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