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(417): View more from Missouri

So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?

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(253): View more from Washington

Pants off. Spirits lifted.

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(716): View more from New York

After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?

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(847): View more from Illinois

The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna

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