Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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