ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Stick your dick in her ass then sign the divorce papers

    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 20, 12 at 3:44pm
    123 74
    Reply Report

    • Yeah, she'll give you a reach around to your wallet.

      Submitted by porksword on Sep 20, 12 at 7:49pm
      56 54
      Reply Report

      • AND...she will get a bitchsmack to the mother fucking face... the day some slut thinks she can pull that shit on me is the day she loses everything...

        Submitted by ck24 on Sep 21, 12 at 1:14am
        59 87
        Reply Report

  • She's not an ex until the papers are signed, so you're legally entitled to tap that ass

    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 20, 12 at 3:49pm
    113 65
    Reply Report

  • Fucked my ex wife in her car right before she fucked me in divorce court.

    Submitted by karazyboys on Sep 20, 12 at 7:19pm
    108 76
    Reply Report

  • Fuck her prison style. Go all out and beat the shit outa that twat and make sure she cant walk right by the time you're done. Then blow your load all over the papers and tell her consider them signed! BOOM!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Sep 20, 12 at 6:45pm
    115 100
    Reply Report

  • A mixed message if I ever saw one.

    Submitted by zengame on Sep 20, 12 at 3:04pm
    97 67
    Reply Report

  • I bet they got married because the sex was great, but there wasn't enough "other" stuff there to sustain the relationship, and so they're getting divorced. They're gonna keep screwing, and get remarried in about six years when they both realize that they're the best thing that ever happened to each other and they've gained the maturity that lets them figure out how to make a marriage work.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 20, 12 at 9:47pm
    93 64
    Reply Report

    • This sounds exactly like my ladyfriend and I, except I married and divorced some other cunt during those six years.

      Submitted by SovietStar on Sep 21, 12 at 10:20pm
      52 63
      Reply Report

  • Sounds like she still wants half of you.

    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Sep 20, 12 at 11:22pm
    67 57
    Reply Report

  • Some therapy required...

    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Sep 21, 12 at 2:30am
    61 61
    Reply Report

  • WIN...

    Submitted by BigCountry615 on Sep 27, 12 at 4:21pm
    58 66
    Reply Report

  • Flipping a wife to an ex and a fuck buddy is winning!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 20, 12 at 9:04pm
    64 78
    Reply Report

  • Sounds like a perfect visit

    Submitted by crazyizzy on Sep 20, 12 at 6:35pm
    52 63
    Reply Report

  • Sounds like she's nucking futs...OP needs a hot blonde 20 something y/o with a wild side, who dresses slutty, and huge funbags.

    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 20, 12 at 3:47pm
    60 79
    Reply Report

    • who says the ex isnt a young hot blond?

      Submitted by Bubula on Sep 20, 12 at 4:19pm
      56 92
      Reply Report

      • The point I was trying to make was show her that she's the ex for a reason, and that you've moved on. Or discuss the papers and fuck her, but make sure she feels the grudge in the fuck...

        Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 20, 12 at 11:49pm
        55 79
        Reply Report

    • this a really specific reply....

      Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 20, 12 at 5:10pm
      52 73
      Reply Report

  • Likely hood is they are better at being bang buddies than spouses. The divorce probably isn't terrible or ugly just two people that decided they didn't work well as a couple.

    Submitted by notsodiva on Sep 22, 12 at 5:04pm
    47 63
    Reply Report

  • Hell if the sex was any good I might not be divorcing him.

    Submitted by sweetHOMEalabama on Sep 21, 12 at 7:14pm
    57 85
    Reply Report

  • Have her lick your ass, fuck hers, cum in her hair, wipe your dick on the comforter and leave the signed papers on the nightstand...then go home to your new girlfriend smiling and happy!

    Submitted by Micholder on Sep 20, 12 at 5:20pm
    62 98
    Reply Report

    • After the papers use the master bath. Leave door open slightly and take huge dump. Use one of towels you were never allowed to touch to wipe your ass. On your way out leave door open.................

      Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Sep 21, 12 at 4:44am
      56 56
      Reply Report

  • Wow!!!

    Submitted by redwhitebluegirl on Sep 20, 12 at 3:27pm
    49 75
    Reply Report

  • Run. Like. Hell.\nUnless you want to give away your stuff..... and money..... and pride.

    Submitted by bldrmn on Sep 22, 12 at 1:24am
    45 70
    Reply Report

  • Efficiency!

    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 20, 12 at 4:58pm
    50 85
    Reply Report
ADVERTISEMENT