wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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