Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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