Don't you send me to vm
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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