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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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