Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize