"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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