But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
ok first of all what the fuck
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