The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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