At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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