Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
