I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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