there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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