i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No subtext here. People are naked.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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