i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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