...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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