for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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