is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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