And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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