no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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