I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Randomize