quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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