I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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