Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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