Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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