That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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