i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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