I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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