Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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