whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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