Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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