I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Man, jail baloney is awful.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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