i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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