weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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