We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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