the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Let's get the cat blown out
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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