he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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