I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
