Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I would fuck him just for his dog
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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