Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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