FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Randomize
