The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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