am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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