Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
