I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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