i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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