Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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