Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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