i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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