Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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