I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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